careless whisper
Here's a funny Work for the Dole story I was told yesterday.
It involves a certain infamous member of the Dole Army, let's call him 'Robin Dolczyks'.
Robin was forced to undergo an 'Intensive Assistance' programme. For some reason, this was a group class rather than the usual one-on-one sessions. At the end of the day, after being given various hints about writing your resume, kissing your boss' arse etc, they were to have a really fun game of... chinese whispers! You can imagine that all those involved must have been practically shitting themselves with enthusiasm.
The message at the start was something like "I'm looking forward to using my new skills and getting a job". Without skipping a beat, Mr Dolczyks changed it to "Why work when you can steal for a living?" A look of horror and much hilarity ensued when the final guy who got the message stood up and recited the message.
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Robin was forced to undergo an 'Intensive Assistance' programme. For some reason, this was a group class rather than the usual one-on-one sessions. At the end of the day, after being given various hints about writing your resume, kissing your boss' arse etc, they were to have a really fun game of... chinese whispers! You can imagine that all those involved must have been practically shitting themselves with enthusiasm.
The message at the start was something like "I'm looking forward to using my new skills and getting a job". Without skipping a beat, Mr Dolczyks changed it to "Why work when you can steal for a living?" A look of horror and much hilarity ensued when the final guy who got the message stood up and recited the message.
posted by Lumpen at 7/02/2003 04:39:00 pm
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