dialling under the influence
I occasionally SMS my mother disgusting jokes (it's something my family does). The more offensive, the better.
My latest was 'What's the difference between Madeline (little girl who was kidnapped recently) and Pope John Paul II? The Pope died a virgin.'
Except I might have accidentally entered my niece's (similar) name instead of "Madeline". Cue two months of silence and me waking up in dread once a week.
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Richard turned me on to Blackle: the black interface of Google. Check it out. Saves your monitor and helps the environment (white takes more energy to render than black on your screen).
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My latest was 'What's the difference between Madeline (little girl who was kidnapped recently) and Pope John Paul II? The Pope died a virgin.'
Except I might have accidentally entered my niece's (similar) name instead of "Madeline". Cue two months of silence and me waking up in dread once a week.
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Richard turned me on to Blackle: the black interface of Google. Check it out. Saves your monitor and helps the environment (white takes more energy to render than black on your screen).------------------------------
posted by Lumpen at 7/26/2007 12:22:00 am
3 Comments:
I have countless memories I recall from my past that give me that sense of fear and dread, fun isn't it. Maybe you should just call her and explain.
Loved the chocolate rain clip by the way apparently he has more songs...
You want a bad joke to send to your Mum? Well, you're going to read it anyway: What does a paedophile use for lubricant?
Tears.
This is Google's official take on Blackle:
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/is-black-new-green.html
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