i only get up to get down and i drink to get drunk.

Try hugs, not drugs.

I've been up drinking all night and laughing. Look, if I haven't plugged Something Awful before, they've been shit-yourself-funny lately. Please look.

I'm going to wag Work for the Dole tomorrow. I got too pissed tonight, and I'm going to have to sleep in the office where I do volunteer work.

Anyway. While this might seem like a boring post to you, I'm blind drunk. This is, as always, vastly entertaining to me. I'M ONLINE, RIGHT NOW.

I regret nothing.