beat you like a redheaded step-child

Wolverine would be tougher if he wore rollerblades. Did I say tougher? I meant "gayer".

I dare you to turn up to your next Centrelink interview dressed like this.

I really, really don't want to go into Work for the Dole tomorrow. For those of you too lazy to read past entries, I'm in a program called 'Comic Power', where I'm expected to draw inspirational pictures about unemployment or write articles on Hollywood blockbusters. Perhaps some part of me is there in spirit, because I've been thinking about contributions I could make.

Wolverine versus Amanda Vanstone
In this hilarious instalment of Wolverine, everybody's favourite mutant goes head to head with everybody's least favourite mutant: Senator Amanda Vanstone, Minister for Family and Community Services. Armed with the unnerving power to punch the unemployed in the genitalia until they urinate their faecal matter, Vanstone engages in a short battle with the hairy x-man who finds that his adamantium claws are useless against her. Wolverine discovers, perhaps too late, that only a wooden stake through the heart can kill her.

Springer's Army
The latest bold, hip, in-you-face title from Image comics, Springer's Army tells the tale of a group of orphans in their mid-twenties, whose lives are transformed by stroking the mullet of the mysterious figure known as Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! They fight villains such as Wolf, the wife-beating biker and Betty the world's fattest plushy.

Welfare Woman
An out of work Amazonian princess finds herself trapped in Centrelink, a mysterious city thousands of miles from her homeland. Armed with her magic Lasso of Excuses, her Anti-Work Bracelets and her Headband of Tardiness, Welfare Woman battles the demon that rules the hellish city, Breach, and his minions- Newstart Agreement and Mutual Obligation.