May 07, 2006

truthiness

Yesterday while at the pub with some of the Geelong Anarchists who were in town for the day, we were having a bit of a laugh at interweb nazis and everyone's favourite source of comedy, Ben 'Lennie' Weerheym. I hadn't checked his website for a while, and saw even more unintentional comedy gold.

"The law stated that immigrants could only enter the country if they could speak English at a high standard. This is how it got its nickname, because most people of the Third World do not speak English as a first language, hence they could not enter Australia. Of course, it also stopped Irish, Italians, Germans, and Greeks from entering the country unless they knew English well enough...

While some of the language should be rewritten to reflect modern day language, the reinstatement of this policy may be the only thing that saves our people from a very real extinction event."


Ben. Weerheym. Lecturing. Others. On. Their. Command. Of. English.
Gut. Bursting. With. Mirth.

UPDATE: Thanks to Fight Dem Back, I have more proof for the mirth. It's an email sent by the racist himself:
"It [sic] the one you love to hate here. I have noticed you have gotten rather hot under the collar lately as a result of me (oooh ahhh) obtaining a domain name. Why did you say that the PAD site is hosted by Camien when you know full well it is not, oh thats [sic] right, you are a consumate lier [sic]."

On a totally unrelated note, my favourite cartoon of all time is Ulysses 31. Check out the supreme awesomeness of the opening titles.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, yeah it was good for us GAs to meet up with ya :) hope to drop by Melb again sometime soon.
I also noted on Benny's site that he was distastefully talking about the relaxing of drug penalities in Mexico or something.... I thought, as a user, he'd be packing his travel bag and jumping a plane. Apparently not though :(
Go the Speed Racer!!

10:52 pm, May 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ulyyyyyyyyyyyy-yyyy-yyy-yy-seees.

9:27 am, May 08, 2006  

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