your poison womb
I recently went to this completely fantastic meeting where my homies pointed out that I was the biggest arsehole they knew, and that I drove the weak-spirited away with my mean facial expressions and ill-considered one liners. Have you ever seen that film As Good As It Gets? Remember Jack Nicholson in that? You do? Then fuck off.
So for the last week, I have been in a bit of a tizzy, wondering if I truly am a sociopopath or (thanks Ginny) maybe a bit autistic. It was refreshing to see that someone else in the world has out-arseholed me tenfold. "Your poison womb is making heaven too fucking crowded."
PS Just joined the Firefly bandwagon. I've watched 5 eps so far and it rules.
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Maybe I just seem dour compared to the hilarious graduates from Hijinx High. |
PS Just joined the Firefly bandwagon. I've watched 5 eps so far and it rules.
posted by Lumpen at 12/05/2005 12:47:00 am
15 Comments:
Really? I hated the first half (brr space cowboys doing Sliders) but then i loved the last half; once I knew the characters. Hm.
Sociopath? No. Sardonic, cynical and entertainingly sarcastic? Yes. And as for Firefly, I've just started watching it too, and am about halfway through the series. I don't think it gels completely (ie the train heist episode is pretty weak) but when it works, it's wonderful.
funny!
blog analysis: within a post-modern manufactured spectacle, obsessive elitist counter culture objectification and the trite use of '80s pop references to feed laterally oriented, if not bottom-up, as opposed to top-down, vogue consumers. apart from your government dependent income, how does your work differentiate from the work of many an obnoxious cocaine addle, toorak tractor driving advertiser? could be the reason why your peers had a gentle group intervention on you. maintaining the servile facade of rewarding antisocial behaviour becomes rather thin.
Maybe you're just an aquirred taste, hell, when I grow up I want to be like you.
Keep it real Lumpen!
did you mean acquired? how/what is keeping it real?
No, Anonymous, I think he meant to say "Stop trolling, you piece of shit."
Keep this up and I'll turn off anonymous posting.
If you're going to start the trend of correcting other people's spelling errors, how about I start pulling apart you hilarious, Aspergers-flavoured "analysis." Besides, your posts aren't with out their grammatical fuck-ups. In other words: PISS OFF FAG.
are you saying it's ok to judge the work of others, but it's unacceptable to judge or merely question your work? um, not only do i have aspergers syndrome but also have severe memory loss: what does hypocrisy mean, again?
It means you're a cunt.
Why are people so unkind?
Like anonymous above, I believe in Funism.
Can't we all just get it on?
my apology for using impoverished grammar. i think it stems from both laziness and alcoholism--probably one of the few reasons why i don't have a job. nevertheless, if it's not too much to ask, could you please define "weak-spirited" without sounding like a straussian/neo-conservative philosopher, and which is objectification based upon an appeal to false dichotomy? if it makes you happy, you can call me "FAG-CUNT!", but, more importantly, i don't think there's a good enough reason for you lumpen to take both your bat 'n' ball: threatening to shut-off the anonymous post due to feeling offended.
I was going to change that typo but I thought it was obvious that it wasn't intentional. Saucer of milk table two...raow!
btw have the guts to leave signed comments, grrr!
I'll tell you what, have the courage to put a name to the comment and I might think about engaging. I'm not offended. I don't normally spend this much time with anonymous trollers using the Internet increase the reach of their social retardedness. My objection is the anonymity and the sad attempt at dialogue. Oh, and the fact that you write like Data from Star Trek. Surely a person of your extreme intelligence could have figured that out by the juvenile name calling? This conversation ends... nnnnnnnnnnnow.
so would you prefer me to have a legitimate identity, such as an internet-identity like yours, Lumpen? so, that wouldn't be regarded as socially retarded? may be we could settle this after school down at the local corner store, what do you say? i could where my sleeveless denim jacket that has WASP written in bogan-font (permanent black marker) on the back, and you could wear something that's on the cusp of cool. apart from you hedging my questions on the previous post, aren't we engaged in dialogue? by the way, i think it was fuckin reckless of you to ride your bike home whilst completely drunk--that kind of irresponsible behaviour could have bestowed much unnecessary grief upon your friends and family. where the fuck can i get strangers with candy from? this will be the last post that i submit. merry crassmas, lumpen! ps i fucken' hate data, bitch!
To answer your questions and comments:
No, yes, yes, that'd be awesome, true, peer to peer, hooray, you still write like him.
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